Obama To Give Out Free Handguns to Responsible Citizens

Much like the Obama phone, these free pistols will be issued to responsible "disadvantaged" citizens with no criminal record. They are to be used for self defense purposes only and will shoot a special caliber called the .38 Barry. Applicants will also have to take a class in gun safety. Residents of New York will receive a large block of government cheese instead to throw out and distract the assailant .
Just Kidding....APRIL FOOLS !

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